Betty White "Great Auntie Mame" parody / Roles we REALLY want to see her do / Lyrics in info below Video

Parody of Jerry Herman's title song for MAME; Parody lyric by Fred Landau; contact info for the parody starfighterllc@aol.com You coaxed the booze away from Rip Torn - Mame You drove young floozies out of my porn! Mame Some claim you're geriatric As if you should be hanging in the Louvre (loov) But I say "Watch out Patrick!" This "Granny Mame" can really bust a move You make me dish about Fred Astaire Mame You make me wish for good long-term care Mame That jerk who said you're skanky should really go and hang his head in shame You make my heart revive again I feel like reading Clive again It's like I'm sixty-five again Mame You make the men of 70 buzz Mame Will she be all the things she once was? Mame But now all over google your bugling is getting much acclaim Let's have that multi-grain again Let's have our yogurt plain again It's time to entertain again Mame