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A group of tiny engineers, who have been literally downsized, are stealing dry-erase markers and causing problems. Dogbert organizes a posse to stop them, and decides to sell them as toys.

A cold epidemic hits the office and causes mutations, and Dilbert puts himself in charge of building a germ free building. After it's complete, the Boss changes his mind, and Loud Howard destroys it.

Dilbert is sick of the holidays, and Dogbert tries to convince Congress to consolidate all holidays into one - National Dogbert Day. Wally is depressed about this idea, and Dilbert changes his mind.

The Boss needs a new plaque on his wall, and volunteers for the "Associated Way" charity drive. Dogbert forms his own charity, "Canine Apathy", and Dilbert must be charitable towards the Boss.

At the company picnic softball game, the Crapulets team from engineering hopes beat the Market Gurus team. The Boss buys discount wieners that are poisonous, and Dilbert tries to impress Juliet.

Bob Bastard arrives to test the Gruntmaster prototype, and it fails the first two rounds. Dilbert, with help from Dogbert in space, gets the Gruntmaster to pass the asteroid crash simulation test.

Dilbert and crew go to Elbonia to see the Gruntmaster factory, where the "Right" workers are exploiting the "Lefties". Dilbert tries to help, but is sentenced to death and Dogbert must save him.